- Dale: Yep
- Bill: Yep
- Boomhauer: Yep
- Hank: Mhm
I’m not saving my first time for someone special..
I’m saving it for someone who turns me on to the point of wanting to have sex with them. But of course, this town has no one like that in it. I’ll just wait til I get the fuck outta here(:
When a hipster blog follows me
^When a hipster makes fun of other hipsters because being hipster is too “mainstream” to admit, but not admitting to being hipster is too “mainstream” too. Now you gotta bunch of hipsters hatin’ on hipsters for being hipster, or, a reflection.
(Source: wankbankofamerica)

